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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by WaylandHater26@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 months ago

I know a future serial killer when I see one.

[-] occhineri@feddit.de 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Step 1: take cute animal

Step 2: kill it

Step 3: pluck it

Step 4: ~~eat it~~ notice it's not cute anymore

Step 5: make it look cute again

Step 6: eat it anyway

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 8 points 7 months ago

What kind of new cute animal can I make with leftover parts of bear?

[-] occhineri@feddit.de 9 points 7 months ago

A chicken maybe?

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 7 months ago

Genius.

[-] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Just sent this to my daughter, she said she feels bad for his kids. I told her I feel worse after learning that he named them Sam and Ella.

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 7 months ago

That is equally impressive and wretched.

[-] MisterChief@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Those teddies would fit perfectly in the next Silent Hill game.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

The moment you realize that the concept "you eat with your eyes first" is not the least bit exaggerated.

[-] Vcio@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure there is scp like this

[-] deranged_physicist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1048

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

[-] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Please NSFW this horror, it's seriously triggering

[-] WaylandHater26@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago

Done, I probably should have done this as soon as I posted but forgot. Sorry 😞

[-] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Thank you

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago

These would be great for Halloween.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

It's shit like this that makes me want to move from "quietly living my own life vegetarian" aaaaaall the way over to "militant break into slaughter houses vegan"

[-] Gladaed@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

How is industrial slaughter and butchering responsible for this? I guess 5$ a chicken isn't particularly expensive. They are a twisted person and should be tested for if they need to be in a psych ward, in particular for suggesting to eat the (non refrigerated) chicken.

[-] businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

its more about treating dead (and living) animals as a commodity for me personally. you probably wouldn't want someone to turn your corpse into a fucked up teddy bear for a laugh.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I'm not saying it is. I think (humans) eating meat is morally wrong, doubly so given the level of industrialisation we'vebuot around it. That said, I'm usually happy to keep it to myself. But this makes me wish with renewed vigor that the whole affair would stop, and that there were not chicken corpses even available for this person to desecrate.