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submitted 1 year ago by Awa@lemmy.world to c/futurama@lemmy.world

with blackjack and hookers

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[-] rocknrollmachine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

[-] dabnpits@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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[-] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

[-] Gort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My manwich!

[-] klangcola@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[-] Jaxia@toast.ooo 3 points 1 year ago

For no raisin

[-] xylene@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

[-] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

[-] rabbit_wren@lemmy.click 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[-] Calvin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

[-] CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[-] sczlbutt@lemmy.pubsub.fun 2 points 1 year ago

Good news everyone!

[-] joeygibson@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

[-] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
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[-] punkideas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say?

[-] hotwarioinyourarea@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[-] attero@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago
[-] andobando@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

[-] Rukmer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[-] ryan213@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone!

[-] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[-] MerrickGreen@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I'm 40% (insert thing)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

[-] Cuttlefishcarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"what makes a man go neutral?"

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

[-] treebeard@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

[-] slashzero@hakbox.social 1 points 1 year ago

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

[-] Awa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You win again gravity.

[-] Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[-] tox_solid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[-] Leer10@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago
[-] LUlsas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fun on a bun.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

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