She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
To shreds, you say‽
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
"what makes a man go neutral?"
Your music
is bad and you should feel bad!
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave's not here, man
This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!
Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Fun on a bun.
Assie!
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
Good news, everyone!
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
"The Original Party Worm"
Wiggity wam wam wozzle!
I'm gonna go lay down...
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
I hate these filthy neutrals...
Tell my wife I said hello.
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
Futurama
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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