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submitted 1 year ago by Awa@lemmy.world to c/futurama@lemmy.world

with blackjack and hookers

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[-] tox_solid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[-] Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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[-] featurecreature@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[-] The_Sourcerer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

[-] joeygibson@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say‽

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

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[-] treebeard@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

[-] Cuttlefishcarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"what makes a man go neutral?"

[-] klieg2324@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

[-] yuun@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

[-] yuun@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Also:

Dave's not here, man

[-] flint5436@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!

[-] flint5436@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)

[-] ryry1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

[-] LUlsas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fun on a bun.

[-] Leer10@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[-] slashzero@hakbox.social 1 points 1 year ago

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

[-] CaptManiac@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone!

[-] dynamicperson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[-] Cameli_Hostis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

[-] maniajack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

[-] fryday@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] Vaggumon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] C126@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

[-] minishoemaze@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

[-] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

This is my go to as well.

[-] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago
[-] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

[-] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[-] behohippy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I hate these filthy neutrals...

Tell my wife I said hello.

[-] row_boat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[-] vividspecter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

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[-] lhx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

[-] bloodsangre7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure

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