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[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago

Cuz he wants to take his family on vacation, right?

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago

These posts are an unholy combination of fascinating, hilarious, terrifying, and just really sad.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

A lot of them have CPS involved too. And they should because they're awful parents.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Sovcit shithead should be convinced to find an ocean and start swimming. Tell him Atlantis is real and they issue passports but you have to get there under your own power (no boats / aircraft allowed) to be eligible.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 27 points 9 months ago

But what if I'm using a private ship (not a boat)? I am a sea traveler, not engaged in sea commerce, and I have a red stamp on my ass as well.

[-] joby@programming.dev 12 points 9 months ago

Oh, you're invoking the maritime conveyance spell?

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

You'll have to put up a flag with no fringes to maintain your not-a-boat status.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

If they go into international waters they won't be under any government at all. That's a great idea. Ship'em all out to sea!

[-] Steve@startrek.website 24 points 9 months ago

Cant you just send in a 1099?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I'm sure someone has tried!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Gotta be a citizen to get a US passport. Maybe try one of those world citizen passports.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

"Sir, this is an airport. I'm going to need you to put your penis away, stop saluting, and produce an actual passport or you're going to the back of the line."

[-] bostonbananarama@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Oh, it's only $18,000 in arrears, why didn't you say so!

In their mind does it make it better? Like I haven't been paying for my kids for months, but I paid this week, so no harm...right?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

There is a sovcit group called "child support and CPS remedies to discharge it" of course.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

How often does any of it work? Jk, I worked in child support, the answer is literally never.

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