Wish you would've changed "Commons Speaker" to "tortoise" in your title.

Damn, he only missed meeting Napoleon by 11 years.

What Jonathan thought of this is unclear but was probably "this isn't lettuce!"

When did a tortoise get appointed Speaker of the Commons?

Those tortoises are apparently so delicious, they multiple time couldn't get them back from an expedition because people ate them before they reached home.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle has made friends with the world's oldest living land animal - a giant tortoise named Jonathan.

Sir Lindsay presented a Guinness World Record certificate to the 192-year-old reptile during a visit to the island of St Helena.

The Chorley MP was on a five-day trip to the south Atlantic island and UK overseas territory.

Sharing a birthday with Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll, Jonathan has lived through the reigns of eight British monarchs.

He met both George VI and the future Elizabeth II during their visit to the island in 1947, as well as the Duke of Edinburgh earlier this year.

He has lived through a number of major historical events, including the first photograph of a person (1838), the building of the Eiffel Tower (1887) and the first people to walk on the moon (1969).

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