I guess I’m in my twenties forever now‽

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

Uhhhh...

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

Not nice

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.

I mean... I'm a pope and a king. I think I'll be alright.

I feel pretty safe

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

At least I’ll be fed

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

Oh fuck.

I'll be OK.

It's me or the other guy

I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.

This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy

Not bad at all.

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

Not so bad

Another day on the job, comrades

I think I'll be ok.

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started

I'm gonna have what plants crave.

I gotta eat pineapples

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

It's bad.

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think it'll be okay come night time.

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

I spelt mine wrong.

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….