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[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

[-] SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

[-] Whippygoatcream@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

[-] Masterblaster@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

[-] finthechat@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago
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[-] itsprobablyfine@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

I'm not gonna worry about it

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

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[-] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 3 points 8 months ago

Silver Wings of Morning is a Shatterling ship of Gentian Line. Shatterlings exist six million years in the future. The ship is so large that it contains other ships in its hanger.

I will have no trouble surviving in this futuristic ship.

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

[-] Dehydrated@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

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Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.

[-] Uvine_Umbra@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

[-] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Make of me what you will…

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Nothing changes for me.

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I’m good.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 9 months ago

I gotta get to Greece!

[-] talizorah@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

[-] EverPresentPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

I guess it's kill or be killed...

[-] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Stressful mostly

[-] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

[-] 1stq@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Omnipotence helps.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[-] random9@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

[-] jao@lemy.lol 3 points 9 months ago
[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago

I’m a tree.

[-] Alto@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Well, I was almost a music major.

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[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Pretty good I think.

[-] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
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[-] Mars2k21@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

[-] StickyDango@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

[-] signalecho@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm already gone.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

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