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[-] Nikki@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago
[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 11 points 8 months ago

If Flareon is huggable and Vaporeon is fuckable what unknown function does my Jolteon serve?

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Apply nipples

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

charge they phone

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Toaster bath but not dangerous

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The best outcome

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago
[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 months ago

Vaporeon copypasta.

Google it on your own time

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 15 points 8 months ago

I just googled it on company time because I'm a rebel and you can't tell me what to do

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

That is the most tame outcome for that punchline.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
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