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[-] Zana@startrek.website 121 points 2 years ago

Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

God damn, thank you for making a joke even darker than my own

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This joke is so dark, a cop just pulled it over on suspicion of canvasing burglary sites.

[-] Decimit@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago

His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.

[-] TaleOfSam@kbin.social 49 points 2 years ago

[ Children's screams have been removed ]

[-] i_had_name@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I laughed, and then felt bad about it.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

No, fake news!

He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.

[-] Casmael@geddit.social 31 points 2 years ago
[-] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

unwilling to sacrifice, our kids

[-] Mylemmy@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago
[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

This savagery bestows upon me catharsis.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

what does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 25 points 2 years ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

yeah I was thinking it was either that or FreeToPlay

[-] masterspace@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Foil twisted pair- they're bragging that about how they're transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

thank you internet person

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Fuck the police

[-] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.

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