Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

I don't know... Majonging?

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Intergalactic genocide

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Building without a permit

reckless driving

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.