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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 59 points 8 months ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 32 points 8 months ago

It's a gay ocean party and all are whalecum

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[-] Drusas@kbin.social 43 points 8 months ago

During the intimate encounter photographed in Hawaii, one of the whales was seen to be holding the other in place with its pectoral fins while penetrating it. The whale underneath appeared to be ailing, being noticeably emaciated and covered in whale lice, white-colored parasites sometimes found on cetaceans.

The penises of male humpback whales are usually concealed in what is known as a “genital slit” to make it more streamlined while swimming. An unsheathed penis has only been witnessed a small number of times in the past, once while a whale was urinating.

According to the new research paper, cetaceans such as humpback whales could use the genital slit or anus for same-sex copulation, to practice reproductive behaviors or to form a social alliance or assert a sort of dominance.

So...whale rape. Great.

[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

"Folks are saying that it was a sick ostrich."

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago
[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

TV show reference. The name of the show is Letterkenny.

[-] PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com 32 points 8 months ago

Wait till the church hears this!

[-] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Clearly whaling is the lord's work, ridding the world of these sinful beasts who don't even have the decency to properly die off in another global flood. /s

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 29 points 8 months ago
[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago
[-] MadBabs@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

... Just "Humpback Mountain" would've worked

[-] swayevenly@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Take a screen shot before they change it

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

File a copyright claim!

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago
[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

5g is making the whales gay? Or is it the sonar from off shore wind? Either way I'm here for it.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago

They obviously watched gay tourists and copied them.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

No it’s the frogs that are making them gay

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

easy to make a mistake in the dark

[-] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 10 points 8 months ago

God damn tourist are teaching the whales to be gay /s

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Moby dick just got a whole lot gayier

[-] Daze@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

inb4 religious nutjobs start claiming that global warming is g*d's plan to kill ~~his perfect creation~~ the homosexual whales.

[-] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

Their version of god is like a little kid building cities out of lego and then smashing them because mom said no to double fruit snacks

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

Ugghh, now its going to be "climate change is good since it kills gay whales" from the crazies.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Relevant community?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago
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