Today we learnt... : memes

[-] yukichigai@kbin.social 195 points 2 years ago

What a horrible day to have genitals.

[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 131 points 2 years ago

Why did I learn how to read?

[-] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago

Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments (6 replies)

[-] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 2 years ago

Ok I guess we both have it bad

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 years ago

How?

[-] TaleOfSam@kbin.social 41 points 2 years ago

Life's wild, my friend

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 years ago

Some of us go from having one set of bits to having a different set of bits.

load more comments (5 replies)

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

A fart is nowhere near as bad as the inside of a dirty toilet 😅

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] wil@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 2 years ago

As a pussy haver. What the fuck

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Today we encounter the "pussy havers" and the "pussy have nots" learning side by side! Spectacular!

load more comments (1 replies)

[+] WhyIDie@lemmy.ml 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[deleted]

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 years ago

The dreaded double dutch

load more comments (3 replies)

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.

I'll keep my ding dong, thanks.

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

W-what?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

It's true.

[-] Nfntordr@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

[-] spader312@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

You don't want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments (4 replies)

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

Relax guys. We all know girls don't fart.

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] koyo@ani.social 46 points 2 years ago

im with everyone here. what the fuck

[-] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

At least we can all relate to water splashes.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 years ago

Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.

[-] papajohn@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.

load more comments (5 replies)

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Poseidon's Kiss™️

load more comments (2 replies)

load more comments (3 replies)

[-] Dream_state@aussie.zone 38 points 2 years ago

The old witches kiss

load more comments (6 replies)

[-] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago

What the fuck

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

I'm a guy and I've had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top

load more comments (6 replies)

[-] Fhek@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

The requeefining.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

When I shit my dick touch the water

[-] victron@programming.dev 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Then why are they butt-level???

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments (5 replies)

[-] Mercival@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I'd take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.

load more comments (3 replies)

[-] platysalty@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

load more comments (3 replies)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.

load more comments (9 replies)

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago

Worse when it touches the water though.

[-] TFS@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Just wrap it around your thigh, problem solved

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] Case@unilem.org 17 points 2 years ago

I'd rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.

One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should've seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.

load more comments (2 replies)

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

weirdly accurate

[-] 93Akkord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you're eating shit particles?

[-] BellaDonna@mujico.org 23 points 2 years ago

I mean, you're always probably going to a little bit, no big deal, but they're so close together that it just happens

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago

Had both.

Don't recommend either.

load more comments (4 replies)

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] TheLobotomist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Can some woman confirm this is legit? Seems very hard to believe

[-] RaptorMother@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

It is... And honestly, I can't tell which one is worse. I will say, the first time it happened, I was terrified, thought something was wrong with me

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments (3 replies)

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago

This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.

load more comments (1 replies)

Memes

Rules: