I'll take it with a filter, just in case...

Also, why cold?

The best water i've ever had came from a spout inside of a half sunk shack in the middle of the bush. It came directly from the earth and was colder than refridgerated water even under the heat of the summer sun.

Jokes on you, the copepods make the water delicious.

I have superior natural aquifer water in my hometown. Rich in flavor.

Ow my teef

aww yiss finally some good fucking sipppp

Can you put some high fructose corn syrup in there for me? I don’t know how to consume anything without it

that is my actual favorite beverage

Depends, some place have tap water that tastes bad

Rubber hose water definitely tastes different. I drink from public bathroom taps though

Did it at least go through a Britta first?

Ayy it's gotten so bad for me that I been putting salt in my beer. You got me.

goddamn the stuff packs real heat!

Only if it's from a well

my dad was like complaining about some smell from the cold water in his taps yesterday and made it sound like the source was his own personal moby dick and like I literally didn't notice anything lmao