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[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

So no more sex?

[-] Postreader2814@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

No more wet sex.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Ouch

[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 8 months ago

Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."

this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2024

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