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[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test starts.

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 8 months ago

Ah, good times. I feel like a replay of the Portal games is in order.

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 8 months ago

Science isn't about why, it's about... why not!

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago

Cave Johnson here, they say that science is built on top of the shoulders of giants. Great stuff. But not in aperture, we do everything from scratch. That’s why we sent down a team of scientists to go live in the wild and rebuild society. They all died of dysentery, but it gave us valuable insights into society building, and how not to do it