Don't.

Next year will be the hardest year you've ever had, don't let it turn you bitter and cynical, people are cruel because they are struggling, hurt, and broken, and turn that around to others. Try to keep your heart open

Say no more often.

Please don't let your dad marry that cunt who'll become your absolute doom in the future. She may seem nice and warm but it's a fucking facade. She's a fucking cunt and they will destroy every inch of happiness you have.

Run away from home and stay gone as soon as you can. Never talk to your parents again.

Don't worry about school, don't go to university. Just work any job and buy the first house you can possibly afford.

Programming is really not as hard as it looks to start, just don't start with C++ for the love of god lmao

What ever you do in 1991 don’t go into….

No you are not.

Plenty of people you love end up killing themselves.

Maybe it's not such a terrible idea to precede them and save yourself the grief of abandonment.

Don't listen to what anyone else tells you.

It will never get any better for you. Only worse and worse.

Also never, ever, fall in love. The only women that will ever express any interest at all in you are mentally unstable abusers who will hurt you in ways far worse than your family ever did.

Remember those ideas you're having about living on your own and being respected by other people? Sorry, that's not gonna happen.

Dont open that site

Don't ride your bike off that boulder...Rollerskates aren't your forte.

Don't do drugs

Find a way to stay in touch with the guy you met by rambling about fnaf with him before middle school begins. Also you’re autistic, which DOESN’T mean you’re just dumb as it turns out (and is also the reason why you sketch fnaf maps every day), and btw you should look into that Bernie Sanders guy who the news is still kinda talking about

Don't learn shit to change the world, but to become wealthy. You won't change it, so make yourself comfortable.