The older I get the more the hair on the top of my head is migrating down my back to join up with its long lost cousin, the hair on my ass.

I feel that so damn hard lol.

My mustache hair grows upward, so I have them trying to enter my nose if I don't trim weekly.

Stupid hair growing on top of the ears...

I don't mind my nose elbowing into the moustache party, but why is my hairline advancing? I'm going to be Cousin It in another two decades