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Me when someone uses my driveway to turn around, but I'm not a scared little piss baby

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago

malcolm-checks Me watching my driveway with a loaded AR-15 for when a grubhub driver picks the wrong house I can open fire and be a real MAN

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

[etches another tally in the wall for the seventh delivery driver killed this week]

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I think that's an M2 Carbine :)

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Damn liberals don't know they guns they assault bayonet rifles

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The assault clipazine is very obvious! Damn libs...

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

They wan' take ma gosh darn 6000 rounds per minute vibrating buhtplag, they be thinking is a damn minigun

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

You gotta show your true masculine dominance BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY it seems...

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

sadness me when someone uses my driveway to turn around (i am very lonely and wanted human interaction)

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

One time a van full of some ladies pulled up my upper driveway which is never used and at the time was grown over with weeds and had a lot of snow on it and came to my front door and they were looking for the people next door. I was normal about it and didn't shoot them because I don't have cordite and hamburger for brains.

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Imagine having a driveway

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

...did another crazed gammon suburbanite shoot down a random driver?

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

looking out to the street, peering through nearly closed blinds. watching my neighbor mowing his front lawn side to side. shaking my head, raising the mug to my frowned lips.

this city.
these people.
they are shrouded in darkness.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

You have a driveway?

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Our driveway hammer-sickle

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

is this in reference to anything in particular?

[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Pissbabies can’t even handle people ringing their doorbell

[-] 1van5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

look at this guy with a driveway

this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2024
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