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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Do you have food? Those looks say 'he has food'

[-] arbitrary_sarcasm@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

My roommate was cooking at the time, so yes.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Hahaha called it

[-] CyprianSceptre@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago

Bobby's mum and dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

They disapprove, what have you done?

[-] arbitrary_sarcasm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Didn't climb up the wall to pet them?

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Must be that. You monster!

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

reported and blocked

(just kidding!!

[-] DubbelJ@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

They have judged, and found you lacking.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I can feel them judging me from here.

[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

More like puppy toms I'll say :)

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Something something bury that bone

[-] neo@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

From their POV: you are their bitch now!

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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