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And all of them have good enough opsec to never acknowledge their dad with terrible opsec.

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[-] Juice@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

I consider you all my children

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Hey its me ur child, please send ten thousand dollars in bitcoin

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Sorry, all I have is a ton of iTunes gift cards, is that ok??

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Thank you father I am the grateful child and will take the cards. Please send the codes to firstname_bunchanumbers@notascam.gmail.com

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Dad pls stop doing this and come home. We miss you.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

What you mean: probably teen/adult children

What I picture: actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events but toddler grammar and spelling.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events

I don't see how this is different from normal Hexbear.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Suicidal FBI Agent

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago
[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Father I cannot click downvote

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Hello sir, we have never met before but I was wondering if we could have pizza for dinner tonight? Please?

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

We're having bean and potato chili with cornbread, we've been over this.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

yo, dad, can you send my allowance to my monero address?

88kHYFbBtyYTAVt12nnQ1R7ZdfeoDXaRscWumTBhre5cSdKTmAEsU14YDBfRzpXPcHjXjHpkL7R8LUsNDu6zK83zDawf2P9

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Wait is this guy in this picture the same guy as fedposting? Also that's a wack ass jacket.

[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

So telling my cool anarcho communist coworker about hexbear would be bad opsec, right?

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