White girls?
Have you been to literally any FoSS event?
That's ThinkPads tho
And better stickers
Apparently op never has seen a dev conference where anyone under 35's MacBook looks like a NASCAR car.
Laptop stickers are the equivalent to prison tattoos for people in tech.
Girls? I'm a 37 yo dude and my laptop has more stickers than my car's bumper.
How about an X-series Thinkpad with a big sticker of Kanna from Ms Kobayashi's Dragon Maid on it?
Actual use case: in a TSA queue, there's no chance someone grabs your laptop off the belt by mistake.
More aggressive dragons cannot be selected because they will be mistaken for MSI branding.
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