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[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 74 points 10 months ago

The worst part about this is that I could actually picture him saying something like that

[-] livus@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago

Me too. He gish gallops himself into some very weird argument positions.

The first part I straight up ate the onion.

[-] naonintendois@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

I literally thought that until I saw the community it was posted in lol.

[-] b3an@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I too, would prefer to die than to talk to Ben Shartpiro about anything. 🤮🤮💩💦

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

Not gonna lie, onion got my pessimistic ass.

[-] CliveRosfield@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Probably the worst title I’ve read from them. Bravo.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

Damn I hate eating onions.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

By their spicy taste you can say they hate you too!

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

You think so? He doesn't look like anything special to me, but what do I know?

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

His sister on the other hand, WHOOO! She could make a guy consider converting, shalom!

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I feel guilty to admit I read through her now banned subreddit, the comments on there were hilarious

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

The most on point Onion article, lol

[-] sadreality@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Which billionaire owns this shit stain again?

[-] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 1 points 10 months ago

The Onion or Been Shapiro? Lol

[-] sadreality@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sir, the Onion actually puts out most honest social and political commentary than you can get from any "newspaper of record"

The shit stain has some right wing daddy supporting his career.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Hopefully they mean who owns Benny

[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Isn't Ben Shapiro the kid wonder who never stopped being a kid or something?

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