I would gladly argue for a system of governance based around swords handed out by watery tarts

Corvid supremacist. I think crows and ravens should rule the world and I dedicate my life to trying to enable mass corvid to human communication

We're all liberals here what do you mean

No, I insist that we ban Georgism from this bit. There are enough real Georgists floating around Lemmy that I don't want to give them the satisfaction that their bullshit "one weird trick" is even a real ideology like Posadism or Fourierism.

I just ask them what they think communism is and then I say "you're absolutely right" and defend whatever they said.

Have you considered that the old people pushing the trains might be happy?

I subscribe to tankieism. It's all about tanks. I support any state that currently has the most tanks.

I'm a PragerUnionist with Chinese characteristics

Killing people who wear glasses is communism, and the more people who wear glasses you kill, the more communist it is.

The Romans were closest to the truth. We are the real gods--we who reside on Mount Olympus. Hexbear is only a collection of covert cults dedicated to us. If it looks like communism is the dominant ideology here, that is only because communism is objectively, divinely correct.

you know what czechia really needs? the habsburgs back. i wanna give full control of everything over to this guy and his 26 year old race car driving son

honestly find it hilarious that theyre deeply steeped into race car driving at this point and his daughter married some random race car driver. monarchists are rolling in their graves

its literaly what they say on on lemmyworld. they think we are libs in disgise.

Or we could all just lean into Posadist accelerationism really hard for a few days?

When OP beats you to the joke

I followed the monarchism subreddit for a while, I can cover that one. Basically you just pretend that revolution is the proper response to a bad monarch, but then you cry over the Romanovs. Also jerk off to the worst moustaches of all time.

I'm marxist-leninist-constitutionalist with originalist tendencies, all the amendments are revisionism

Post-Structural Hauntological Bordigism

don't ask me what any of those words mean

I actually believe in 21st century Neo-Tondrakianism. The revolution will be Christian and it will happen in Armenia and anyone who says otherwise is a reactionary

I once argued with a Georgist on here, I wonder if they're still around

I’m a Dukakisist

Isn't this what posadism was created for?

You see Estonian nationalist friend the hammer and sickle is SOMETIMES a symbol of good not eeevil we're not like those BAD hammer and sickle waving TANKIES we only support REAL socialist projects

I call anprim