blue, brown, black. do the cats talk back to me in a human voice, or can i just understand their meows? either option works, but I like meows bc my cats all make weird sounds and I've grown attached.

Grindset: purple, brown and black

I don't need 1, I already have ears

3?!? That isn't even difficult then. Red, brown, black.

Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.

Red, yellow, and purple.

It's catboy pizza time!

I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!

6 three times.

Suffer the wrath of the Pizza Overlord, mortals.

Bottom row.

Blue. Three times, just to be sure.

Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink!

u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

I'll take the column on the right. A pizza chef who doesn't need to sleep or shave sounds like all my problems taken care of in one go!

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

wait there are people who don't pick 8? what is wrong with y'all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8

These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:

Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

No need for sleep = [a lot more] remaining useful lifetime!

Do they find me as attractive as I find them? I'm pretty sure I think my wife is much cuter than she thinks I am.

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

2, 3, 6

estrogen yummy

dysphoria extra bye bye

pizza chef easy job coverage

• top center
• middle middle
• top right

Does pink make room temperature water taste like ice cold water?

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

Was going to choose 1, then I noticed that it is "you get ears and tail" and now I'm like...

I already have ears will I get additional ears? Where will they be, and how they will be like?

So now I am lost pondering this important questions

Which pill let's me vote for a political party that will legalize all drugs?

Red, pink, and black. As a furry, why wouldn't I choose red? With the pink pill, the water wouldn't really change flavor as I'm a big water fan. And with never having to sleep, I'd be able to get less done in more time... wait...

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

Pizza chef, talk to cats, no sleep.

Easy.

Talking with cats enables the ultimate blackmail scheme 😈😏

I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

Choose 3?

Pink, Black, and Blue. Easily best combo.

If I could only pick one, Black, all the way

I already have ears??

Anyway, probably blue but black seems appealing.

Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either