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[-] silliewous@feddit.nl 36 points 7 months ago

This is how AI will take over. Utter confusion.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago

On 1,273,584 scales from 0.00000 to 1.00000, is this a picture of a stop sign?

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

It does kinda make sense if you ignore the shuffled order. I'd guess it was originally something like "On a scale of 1-5, how much do you prefer to do back to school shopping near home vs near campus?" and then went through a couple iterations of counterproductive clarification.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago
[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago
... ORDER BY RAND()
[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 10 points 7 months ago

And they also decided to put "not applicable" in the center

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It's ok because it's the neutral answer

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

I shop in T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝, should I select 2 or 4?

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Depends, is T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ closer to your home or campus?

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 2 points 7 months ago

Technically T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ is closer to both locations.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Choose literally anything, then divide by zero.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Why would someone voluntarily fill out marketing surveys for Google?

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

They pay you. No idea if it's worth it since I haven't done it myself.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

Worth it since they're paying for it

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

They usually take like 30 seconds and you get credit for the play store. Like .15 to 1.00 or more per short survey. I tend to wrack up 5 or 10 bucks in a month.

I've done it so long that there's not really anything left I want to buy, so I like to give the change to donation services for apps like voyager.

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago
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