I do this with the cat when he plays too rough. The indignant look on the little purrito’s face is priceless.
Plot twist - OP is a cat.
This is tumblr, of course they are
I call my cat Beans all the time so this checks out
I want to be somebodies beans
This is too adorable
god i wish that were me
Ah, Beans
A real human bean.
And a real hero
It ain't easy being beans.
I was waiting for the fart part of the story....am disappoint.
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
