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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

Just let me eat my cheese

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 1 year ago

How many lights did they turn on tho?

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

they’re burned into my retina, all . . . Five? Wait . . . Four..? No, certainly there were five before.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

There are 5 but the bulb is out on one.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Surely all five were just on, I have the strangest urge to say there were five, but I clearly see the four. Huh.

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

In my own kitchen we have one light switch which turns on about separate bulbs. They aren't white light but it's close enough to this pic 😂

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 1 year ago

Almost got to see the captains log there.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago

Stardate 58008, i was brought naked before the Cardassian chain of command where they were having what seemed to be an orgiastic feast. I was myself quite naked but even throughout the night of inexplicable coitus I never once found myself to be embarrassed by my own nudity.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

NCC-8==========D

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Doesn't matter because I had already seen everything

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Not a real episode unless he bumps in to Riker having sex with himself.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I thought Riker has two penises how does that work

[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 23 points 1 year ago

Picard tries to cover up, but it's too late, I've seen everything.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

The deadpan delivery in that sketch is amazing.

[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

The Ian McKellen one is great too. "I'm not really a wizard, you know"

[-] cor315@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The bloopers are great. Patrick Stewart is such a pro.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

Beverly: It shrinks?

Like a frightened turtle!

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

... to then realize it wasn't cheese

[-] Entropywins@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

I was sooooo drunk one night I woke up and ran to the kitchen for water saw a lovely cup half full sitting on the counter. Took 2 or 3 fat gulps until I realized it was vegetable oil. Wasn't thirsty anymore went back to bed trying not to throw up.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Oh god 🤢

[-] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Who the hell has cups of oil sitting out?

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 1 year ago

Lubricated, probably

[-] Kensai@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Set the course, for intercourse.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Target locked. Engage.

[-] antidote101@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

More like when the holodeck loses power.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

But somehow the program continues to run

[-] Landslide7648@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

I saw an interview with Hank Azaria about wearing a speedo in that Ben Stiller movie and he said he knew millions of people were going to see it so he got cut af

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Hot dog, don't need anyone else for a standing ovation when you have cheeks that clap like those.

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago

The annoying thing is that I know this situation

[-] DannyMac@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think I've gone blind...

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And when it comes to midnight munchies, why is it always cheese? I'll be like, hey, let's have a banana and my brain will say, "CHEESE. BLOCK. NOW!"

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2024
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