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Don't worry, we won't bother with a quarantine this time.
Every major candidate will run on the CULL THE WEAK 
platform
when the comm isn't fakenews 
Wait isn’t this news like 2-3 days old? I was really scared for a second, I thought it had gone from human to human. It’s the same guy who caught it from a cow I had already seen.
Still super scary, just not as scary as breaking news about human to human infection.
The CDC announcement came out April 5th, but I think other news stations might have picked up earlier.
I'm also pretty sure this is the first hexbear post about it.
Thought I saw a few posts in the news megathreads a few days ago.
Yeah it was
This is the CDC doing a Friday news dump with the official press release.
H5N1 has an absolutely insane mortality rate. Like if human to human spread ever becomes a thing, that is a true pack what you can and get the fuck out moment. Every time we have animal to human spread it’s just rolling the dice for if a mutation will occur to propel human to human spread. This awful constant gamble that’s genuinely terrifying
Where would even be safe to go at that point
What's the big deal it's not like the general population is potentially immunocompromised or anything.
it's from August 2022
woah what is this from?
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This aged well
headlines you write when when you definitely studied the history of urban pathology
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boy if i weren't disassociating 24/7 I would probably be pretty worried rn
A farm worker on a commercial dairy farm in Texas
Mammal to human 
Chuds are already frothing in the replies, an endless supply of bluecheck manchildren shitting their pants whining
let's light this candle i guess. surely amerikkka will do better on a second round.
Why this always seem to happen in USA?
Large scale factory farming with little regulatory oversight and wretched conditions for both animal and human alike.
?? there have been plenty of h5n1 infections elsewhere
The HAN is Chinese propaganda
Idea for a bit: accusing people who don't want to contract bird flu of being HAN supremacists.
Checks out. Han sounds like a vaguely East Asian name.
Either that, or it's an elaborite advertisement for Star Wars.
i bought a couple cases of vegan MREs (they were very affordable) for camping and for my partner to take as backup food when their on the road for months and now i feel like maybe i got the jump on this
It was only a matter of time before a yankee would fuck the wrong chicken.
Or cow, lots of abuse on those factory farms
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