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I’m discovering levels of brown nosing I’d never have thought to exist.
~brown noser~ Attention whore.
Could be both
Well he said he was “proudly” being arrested so his followers will jump right off that bridge after him. It’s a remarkable thing to watch.
Whore noser
Their nose will be so brown they will start hating it for... reasons
Is this MAGA-world’s version of the crucifixion now? “Our lord and savior Trump was booked, photographed, and released on bond for our sins.”
"No, I'VE been arrested!"
I’m cracking up
“I’m not…for the time being, but I stand with them! They are coming for all of us, eventually."
Rofl yeah when you are part of a conspiracy to commit a coup you deserve to be rounded up and jailed til trial.
They're coming for all of us! No shit, you committed crimes, people tend to get got for those
Trump will surely pay her bail for being so loyal
I already knew it was a cult, but wow, it really is a cult
When do they get to the part where the men in the cult are snipping off their own nuts and buying black Nikes? My fear is that this cult won't direct their weird tendencies at themselves, but instead, others.
“Lmao, the Onion really is on a roll these days!
…oh for fuck’s sake”
Honestly I feel bad for the onion, our society took their jobs from them. We went full r-tard. You never go full r-tard.
(It's a movie quote, please don't crucify me lol)
We went full Linus. Never go full Linus
You can say retard on the internet. It's okay. It's a word that clearly represents the reality you're referencing.
This
I would feel so owned if other conspirators did this too.
Yeah! Maybe they could pair it with their hypothetical crimes for added immersion too!
How do we get Trump to literally smear himself in feces just so his followers will do it too? (Although I wager many of them are way ahead of him there already.)
I thought that's how he gets that orange color.
What a fucking dork.
Aww shit, is this now going to be a thing?
Its like when your kid picks up a banana and starts dialing.
Even the kid does it sarcastically
Book a doop a doop!
Yeah this seems like a sane and reasonable reaction. 0.o
She's cringe
Simp-cuck bootlicker. Pathetic.
Edit: holy shit, she’s made of play-dough.
Jan. 6 Rally Organizer Created Her Own Mugshot Because She Felt Left Out
....wait....what?! 😦
I was gonna say "wow, we're reaching new levels of pathetic", but this is actually a pretty common low to sink to, when you think about it. Still funny, though, which I think really speaks to the immortality of watching someone debase themselves for grade-A Loser Clout.
Isn’t using that logo a crime? Like… pretending to be a cop, or interfering in an investigation or something?
Imagine being arrested for making a fake mugshot for clout.
Do you think she’ll be crying in the real one?
Is there anyone in law enforcement that can make this deplorable feel included?
She looks like she just stopped growing up at about 14, and all she's done since then is age. Poorly.
they will end up drinking the koolaid, dont they?
The sooner they get on with that so the rest of us can make progress with literally anything that benefits the general public and marginalized communities, the better
Let them roll and cry in their puddle of being repressed by the system a little more, it's all they have.
It's orange juice silly.
Peak self victimization.
If she turns herself in I'm sure she has evidence of some crimes she committed
She definitely defends Paula Deen with "it was a different time"
One of us! One of us!
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