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Big loads [SFW] (hexbear.net)

He's getting roasted on Bluesky.

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[-] VHS@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

telling on themselves lmao. this would comfortably fit in my compact hatchback

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 2 years ago

Could fit just as much in trunk of a Corolla LMAO

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

except the engine would actually pull the weight of the cargo and not the 4-ton exterior

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

A tiny kei van could haul much more than that lmao.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some insurgent in Syria can carry an anti air gun on the truck bed of a 1980s Toyota pickup that’s been repaired and Frankenstein’d through 6 generations of fighters

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Technical(ly) correct, the choice of every discerning freedom fighter! technical

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago
[-] regul@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

No loads refused

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

At Bluesky I had to mute

  • load
  • loads
  • Cybertruck

 

They just can't stop themselves from dunking on Mr. Big Loads.

[-] dayna@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 2 years ago

These loads are smaller than mine. That’s bad.

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

We're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't be possible.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

My fav part of this is y'all bringing up old crusty compact & subcompact cars to dunk on this thing with. ❤

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Passing a cybertruck in a screaming shitbox that's begging for death is a goal of its own

[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

I remember my mother buying like 2000 pounds of gravel/stones and loading it in the back of our tiny compact Kia Rio, it bottomed out the suspension and was one of the worst rides home. More than triple what he has, and that little car kept trucking for over 20 years.

[-] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

how did you even unload that?

[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

They were in 50 pound bags

[-] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I am not sure why I pictured two tonnes of loose gravel in a wagon.

There are people who can bring this with them on a bicycle, but everyone can bring this along in any car with a fucking trunk.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

any car with a fucking trunk.

What is this wizardry?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

You can fit 1/3 of that in a wheelbarrow and carry it comfortably with your arms and legs wtf lmao. That's 3 wheelbarrows worth of cargo.

[-] charlie@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I work in logistics and sometimes have to contract out cowboy carriers, and every so often we get a chud with a lifted and burgered out truck. Can’t wait until we get someone with a cybertruck for our big loads.

I’ve carried more in my honda fit, lmao

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I used to have a mini cooper that I loaded up with more camera gear.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Is that nine (nine) bags of soil? Man some people really out there telling on themselves.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

You can fit that in a Smart Fortwo

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

i saw a dude with twice as much out a sedan yesterday lmao

[-] HonestMistake_@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

Taking the ultimate load

[-] wopazoo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

average truck owner behavior

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this has to be a bit. those could fit in my Golf

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

A random Suzuki Carry in Asia with its 600cc engine straining to carry itself, the half tonne of cargo in its bed and the tonne of cargo on the trailer behind it along an unmetaled road - “am I a joke to you?”

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Also the Suzuki Carry won't have a potential total engine shut down for... reasons.

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I'd actually love to see some kind of hauling competition between a Suzuki Carry and a Cybertruck. I bet the Cybertruck would have some kind of issue within the first 30 minutes and the Cybertruck bros would explode in anger saying stuff like "Look, the Cyber is clearly superior and it would have won and it should have won. The Carry got lucky on the five percent incline test when the Cyber shut down for unknown reasons." The bros might even create elaborate conspiracy theories to explain the loss.

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

When you see the loads and torture mini trucks of all types are put under across the world, it makes me wonder what the hell the point of any burger truck is?

Other than to create an aesthetic of a class the driver is larping as belonging to, but even then, nobody uses a lifted f150 for any real work so what are they even pretending to be?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

so what are they even pretending to be?

The Rock?

[-] AndyCapps@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I haul that much topsoil or mulch in a Chevrolet Spark all the time.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Spark is kinda cute ngl

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Damn, that box can haul as much as my buddys old Sunfire.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That tweet is deleted of course. But I did look around @DirtyTesLa's account. And I did find this funny tweet to him.

People always have to compare sizes of their things

https://nitter.poast.org/andrew0i0d/status/1776844393766600750#m

Don't ask me why that Nitter instance is still working. I have no idea.

https://twitter.com/andrew0i0d/status/1776844393766600750

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

so much room for activities in the back

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

That would have probably fit in just the passenger seat of my old taurus lmao

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