Ron doesn't have the juice, he's woefully juice-less, if he was an Elden Ring boss he'd be Ron the Rizzless
he's on track to be out-polled by rapping ramaswamy, it's joever
You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
Ramaswamy-mentum
Trump could literally die and his supporters would still vote for him, even if they had to write in his name because he wasn't on the ballot. They'd just think it is some big conspiracy to stop him from winning and that he's secretly still alive.
If he died I'd vote for him. It's what we deserve.
it was over the moment he had to deny the pudding allegations
Lmao omg
On top of spaghetti All covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table And onto the floor And then my poor meatball Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden And under a bush And then my poor meatball Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty As tasty could be And early next summer It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered With beautiful moss It grew great big meatballs And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti All covered with cheese Hold on to to your meatballs And don't ever sneeze.
All rise for the national anthem 
So cursed
So if Trump gets arrested then Desantis will win and the US will have an even bigger Nazi for president lmao you can't make this shit up. What a joke of a country.
Trump can still run from jail, and tbh even if he dropped dead I don't think DeSantis would win. Second place and dropping this far out doesn't mean much.
American laws are weird
Also you have to remember how absurdly long our elections are. At this point last cycle I'm pretty sure Kamala was the front-runner, and then she dropped out before the first primary.
i think he can win primaries from jail (or more likely house arrest)
Trump losing from jail like Debs did would be the biggest fall from tragedy to farce in human history
The Republican party is simply the party of Trump; it feels bizarre that a clown like him got so far (until you realize reactionaries always flocked to demagoguery more than they did people with actual solutions) and frankly if he gets his second term I really do think he can convince his voters to support his son. I genuinely can't imagine Republicans giving a final farewell to a Trump presidency.
I think the voters would have to convince Trump to support his son more than the other way around.
reactionaries always flocked to demagoguery more than they did people with actual solutions
I know "demagogue" is a lib meme specifically meant to demonize mass politics but this describes the Democrats too. Lib voters have a faith in their elected officials totally disproportionate to anything they actually do.
Pied Piper strategy keeps winning
Maybe they'll be able to change the law to allow a third term for him over passing control to his son. I think Trump hates his son anyway
Man, I am more and more convinced it’s going to be a stupider, more pathetic version of 2016. A clown car of losers tripping over each other in a desperate attempt to be on top in case Trump dies or drops out. All of them are gonna humiliate themselves fighting each other and he’s gonna float above dropping insults they can’t return since they need his rabid base
The only person who can win as a Republican is Trump, anyone else is a dollar tree nobody
“First as tragedy, then as farce”
i think we're just gonna get both at the same time forever now 
And you tankies say capitalism is inefficient
He’s got the loser stink, he’s done
Meatball Ron, folks 
Here's how vivec can still win (and other truths from the tribunal temple)
I still cant get over the fact one of the Republican candidate is named Vivec, can't for the ALMSIVI primaries, I'm gonna vote Almalexia personally (it's her turn)
But he's so good looking
Apparently
Ron DeSinking
He's to a boat tour fundraiser for 
Just you wait Donald Trump is so done after this mugshot he might as well be called DONE-ald Trump or should I say Drumpf
Am I reading this right that Pence was over 10% at one point? That doesn't feel even remotely believable to me.
he was the VP so i guess it makes sense more people heard of him.
:jeb:
Ron Descentis
Don has as much chance of winning as anyone else. Don't count Rob out just yet, he's becoming a household name.
More like Ron Decan'tis amirite?
"house effects"?
the observation that various pollsters overestimate the strength of candidates -- it's usually by party so no clue how they're measuring it for a primary. there's also a baked in assumption that the truth always lies somewhere in the middle between center right and far right.
I have this bad feeling that no matter who the candidate is GOP is gonna win this one !
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