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[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway's coffee.

I'm. I. Why??

[-] Teal@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️

[-] Blackout@kbin.run 2 points 10 months ago

For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:

[-] clacksee@wandering.shop 2 points 10 months ago

@Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Captains choice, yet it's Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 14 points 10 months ago

Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 2 points 10 months ago

But... I don't like that one....

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Seriously! What an outrageous decision

[-] Corgana@startrek.website 22 points 10 months ago
[-] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 22 points 10 months ago

There's coffee in that cash grab.

[-] Corgana@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

10/10 should have used that for the post title!

[-] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

I don't modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I don't get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that's the same that will be cheaper and more avalible

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 10 months ago

For real. I don't want X brand coffee in a Spock package.

I want Spock flavored coffee.

[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

$17.99 for a 12 oz bag.

Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector's items anyway.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I doubt it is that. It's probably over-roasted garbage like most "gourmet" coffee.

[-] Jaccident@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol

[-] veeesix@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.

[-] Stormygeddon@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Scotty, two to ~~beam~~ Bean up.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P

[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 points 10 months ago

10Forward is leaking? It's an elaborate meme, right?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

They better offer a rakajino or however that's spelled.

[-] hascat@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.

[-] beefcat@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.

the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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