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submitted 7 months ago by Deebster@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

Boat rule

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[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 7 months ago

I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago
[-] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Like cool sedimentary rocks.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago
[-] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Like thermoclines :D

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago

Friend of a friend had "Sail Hatin". Best I've heard yet.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Magnificent !

[-] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago
[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hmm.

  • Still Afloat?
  • Usain Boat
  • I Worked Overtime For This
  • Not A Pirate Ship
  • The Hullaballoos
  • Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible
  • and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Dock Holiday

Dock Marlins

[-] wildncrazyguy@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago
  • Ship Stinks
  • Hope Floats
  • Float Some
  • Look at my Deck
  • Ship off my Shoulder
  • We all float on
  • Port Whine
  • Kiss my Aft
[-] Moody@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago
[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
  • Take Your Shoes Off
[-] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

Saw one on the way home today "Bow Movement"

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars

[-] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I named mine Rhaego

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Can you name

CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

They're illegal in France,... frankly I find this sad... pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad…

That's too bad. Why were they declared illegal?

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I have no idea, good question.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

I guess you just can't get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

You'd have to ask @Hadriscus@lemm.ee why they are illegal in France.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I don't know why, I'd say it's likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it's written on 1 or 2 lines.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah we are in their comment thread

[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago
[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

"Thewofedoesntknow" I feel like that's all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Potoooooooo

[-] dan@upvote.au 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] graeghos_714@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter's name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22' though

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

[-] graeghos_714@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat

[-] dan@upvote.au 2 points 7 months ago
[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Avast ye scallywag!

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like millennials naming their wifi

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Those are excellent. Can somebody explain "Fishizzle" to me ? it's the only one I don't get

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

They see me Sailing, and Baiting.

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Periscopin' that they gon' catch me jibin' dirty

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

As found in Boston:

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Should be "Wood Knot"...

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