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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 106 points 2 years ago

"This isn't about me, so it is literally meaningless."

  • every narcissist, daily
[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 56 points 2 years ago

We should give a famous painter a show where we don't allow them to paint, just ask for their unqualified opinions on literally anything.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 55 points 2 years ago

If only we could do this while they eat increasingly spicier sauces as the interview continues.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 15 points 2 years ago

Why restrict ourselves to painters? Just have random people give their view. We could call it the view. It emphasises their opinion is what matters.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

It could be literally anybody, the only requirement is we do not allow them to do the thing they actually are good at.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 8 points 2 years ago

On today's episode we have the world's greatest yo-yo champion and we're going to ask them what they think about Entanglement formation in continuous-variable random quantum networks.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Lol, I was having a joke about the fact we already do this with shows like the view.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

You know, I haven't had a TV connected to cable or antenna since I was 18, so for the last 15 years I kinda just memory holed the existence of the view.

I did not make the connection and now feel stupid haha.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Ja Rule can be the host of the show! I think you've got a hit TV idea here.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Preventing painters from painting and letting these exact art-depraved artists express their opinions on things is a bad idea. That's Literally Hitler's origin story.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

At the end of each episode we will allow them to paint... IF... Enough of the studio audience votes for it.

[-] dgriffith@aussie.zone 36 points 2 years ago

He was a tough nut to crack.

"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers." - also Picasso.

But he was an artist. Technology was just a tool for him to make art, nothing more. I'm sure if you'd shown him an iPad with a modern sketching program on it hooked up to a dye-sub printer, he would have been at least a little intrigued. He might have disregarded it as a toy, but he also might have worked with a new medium to see what he could do.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

What if we show him Nazi furry inflation porn tho.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

That seems specific on a personal level.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

YOU SEEM SPECIFIC ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 2 years ago

Becareful guys, this one is allcaps. No lowercasings.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care. My computer was hacked."

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

Huh. I don't recall him... her..? It being inflated, but then again I've only seen the abridged version... eh, time for a rewatch, I guess... 🤷‍♂️

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

The moon landing was 1969, less than four years before Picasso would die at the age of 91.

I'm absolutely not surprised that he didn't care, I don't think the actual consequences / effects of the moon landing would have been readily available for Picasso to grasp (or many other people at the time).

Plus, at that age, nobody gives a fuck about anything anyway.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I asked my 101-year-old grandma what her favourite part about the last 100 years was, and she said "my cats". Iconic.

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah. At the time, the moon landing was about a dick measuring contest with Russia. I imagine Picasso saw it as just that.

[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 27 points 2 years ago

Didn’t Picasso suffer from serious depression? This sounds pretty spot on for someone who does.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

Why do we care about what Picasso thinks?

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 years ago

I don't. His opinion means nothing to me

[-] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just wanted to make it known that I have no opinion on his non-opinion.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

[-] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Tough to change his perspective

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

That just shows that the guy was really full of himself.

[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Read about his relationship with Matisse. It tells you a lot about what he was like.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

I wonder what would be his opinion on his art selling for millions of dollars after his death.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"That's some bullshit!"

[-] pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah but what does Ja Rule think?

[-] superterran@discuss.online 4 points 2 years ago

Where’s Ja?

[-] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Makes me wonder what Diogenes would've said.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby -4 points 2 years ago

This thread and whoever wrote that article feels more like we're forcing people to like what we like, awe at what we awe, else we will reject them.

that's tribalism.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'm hardly the first person who thought Picasso might have been a narcissist. Did you know much about him?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby -1 points 2 years ago

I don't, and i don't really care nor mind what he think, and that's the point. I don't care what he think, i don't care what he feels about the moon landing, heck, i don't really care about what you think about him, because i can let people have their own opinion instead of trying to gatekeep thought.

You know what a narcissist will do when asked about moonlanding where they don't really care? They will agree that it's the greatest achievement of all time despite not care a bit, because narcissist will insert themselves and their opinion into everything.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Wait till I get going!

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 1 points 2 years ago

You can do better than mere insult.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You kidding? If I was any good at my job I'd be doing that instead

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