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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago

"This isn't about me, so it is literally meaningless."

  • every narcissist, daily
[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago

We should give a famous painter a show where we don't allow them to paint, just ask for their unqualified opinions on literally anything.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 55 points 1 year ago

If only we could do this while they eat increasingly spicier sauces as the interview continues.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Why restrict ourselves to painters? Just have random people give their view. We could call it the view. It emphasises their opinion is what matters.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

It could be literally anybody, the only requirement is we do not allow them to do the thing they actually are good at.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 8 points 1 year ago

On today's episode we have the world's greatest yo-yo champion and we're going to ask them what they think about Entanglement formation in continuous-variable random quantum networks.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Lol, I was having a joke about the fact we already do this with shows like the view.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

You know, I haven't had a TV connected to cable or antenna since I was 18, so for the last 15 years I kinda just memory holed the existence of the view.

I did not make the connection and now feel stupid haha.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Ja Rule can be the host of the show! I think you've got a hit TV idea here.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Preventing painters from painting and letting these exact art-depraved artists express their opinions on things is a bad idea. That's Literally Hitler's origin story.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

At the end of each episode we will allow them to paint... IF... Enough of the studio audience votes for it.

[-] dgriffith@aussie.zone 36 points 1 year ago

He was a tough nut to crack.

"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers." - also Picasso.

But he was an artist. Technology was just a tool for him to make art, nothing more. I'm sure if you'd shown him an iPad with a modern sketching program on it hooked up to a dye-sub printer, he would have been at least a little intrigued. He might have disregarded it as a toy, but he also might have worked with a new medium to see what he could do.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

What if we show him Nazi furry inflation porn tho.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

That seems specific on a personal level.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

YOU SEEM SPECIFIC ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 1 year ago

Becareful guys, this one is allcaps. No lowercasings.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care. My computer was hacked."

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Huh. I don't recall him... her..? It being inflated, but then again I've only seen the abridged version... eh, time for a rewatch, I guess... 🤷‍♂️

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

The moon landing was 1969, less than four years before Picasso would die at the age of 91.

I'm absolutely not surprised that he didn't care, I don't think the actual consequences / effects of the moon landing would have been readily available for Picasso to grasp (or many other people at the time).

Plus, at that age, nobody gives a fuck about anything anyway.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I asked my 101-year-old grandma what her favourite part about the last 100 years was, and she said "my cats". Iconic.

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah. At the time, the moon landing was about a dick measuring contest with Russia. I imagine Picasso saw it as just that.

[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 27 points 1 year ago

Didn’t Picasso suffer from serious depression? This sounds pretty spot on for someone who does.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Why do we care about what Picasso thinks?

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 year ago

I don't. His opinion means nothing to me

[-] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just wanted to make it known that I have no opinion on his non-opinion.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

[-] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tough to change his perspective

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That just shows that the guy was really full of himself.

[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Read about his relationship with Matisse. It tells you a lot about what he was like.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder what would be his opinion on his art selling for millions of dollars after his death.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"That's some bullshit!"

[-] pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah but what does Ja Rule think?

[-] superterran@discuss.online 4 points 1 year ago

Where’s Ja?

[-] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Makes me wonder what Diogenes would've said.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby -4 points 1 year ago

This thread and whoever wrote that article feels more like we're forcing people to like what we like, awe at what we awe, else we will reject them.

that's tribalism.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm hardly the first person who thought Picasso might have been a narcissist. Did you know much about him?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby -1 points 1 year ago

I don't, and i don't really care nor mind what he think, and that's the point. I don't care what he think, i don't care what he feels about the moon landing, heck, i don't really care about what you think about him, because i can let people have their own opinion instead of trying to gatekeep thought.

You know what a narcissist will do when asked about moonlanding where they don't really care? They will agree that it's the greatest achievement of all time despite not care a bit, because narcissist will insert themselves and their opinion into everything.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Wait till I get going!

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 1 points 1 year ago

You can do better than mere insult.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You kidding? If I was any good at my job I'd be doing that instead

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