You (foolish): oh nooooooooooo, this sucks. I hate Monopoly and this is gonna suck

Monopoly movie opening scene: Since the beginning of society, since the first little laborers ever existed, there have been class struggles. But the class struggles were always and forever primitive communism. The laborers who engaged in struggle could only ever demand concessions from capitalists. Which can be progress, at least for a while anyway... (ask the 8 hour work day). Monopolies continued until...

Damn these executives really think Margot Robbie and famous IP were the sole reason the film did so well. I’m jealous that they make as much as they do to sit on their ass and say stupid shit all day.

I hope it's just a 9.5 hr movie of a group of friends playing Monopoly in real-time. And the entire story is the groups' past trauma told through everyone raging at each other as they're forced to play this awful game.

It was originally called the Landlord Game and was created by a woman who wanted to demonstrate the evils of hoarding land. It was later bought and sold without that message. I wish I could wonder how much of the original messaging will show up.

It's just annoying given the way reactionary nerds moan about historical accuracy except in cases like this where they'll put out video essays about wokeness in this movie because the cast isn't all straight white people.

can't wait to buy the funkopops for Mouse Trap

It's going to offer the most lukewarm "criticism" of capitalism while also appealing to milquetoast liberals.

I hope she stars in the hit film "Hungry Hungry Hippos" too

I can't wait to read the novelization for the movie adaptation to Go Fish! starring Jim "from The Office" Kasinski, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Emily "I let Jim from The Office bust in me" Blunt.

I heard the 4 page treatment was greenlit for a $250 million budget with James Cameron attached to direct.

she will play the battle ship, and timothee chalamet will be the thimble

@MargotRobbie@lemm.ee

At least Barbie made sense and had some good feminist messaging. This is what it looks like when people who make stuff don't pay attention to what people like about what was made.

"Hey! People like movies about toys! Let's make more!"

The devil (Hollywood) cannot create, only immitate

I would rather see Fortnite The Movie

ma'am please stop securing the bag please

Sorry guys, I willed this one into existence. I was talking about the potential a Monopoly movie could have just the other day. I even compared it to the Sims movie.

Georgism about to make a huge comeback

Angry wokeist commies learn to appreciate that hard work and risk that goes into being a landlord; landlords learn the true meaning of friendship (without changing any behaviors).

Let Bong Joon Ho direct Monopoly

If they make it about the evils of capitalism maybe it won't be all bad? I won't hold my breath though