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I'm thinking I would go with either, "swing it, baby" or "right on, sister!"

So, like-

"Mr. Nartik, set course for Tau Alpha III. Warp six."

"Course laid in, sir."

"Right on, sister!"

This would be the 23rd or 24th century gender-neutral form of the word sister, obviously.

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[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

(But how do they plot a course?)

[-] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I love the theory that these guys are basically the origins of the Borg. They kept gathering technology that they didn't understand and at one point the technology took over them, then time travel or some non-sense sent one of their ships back in time, boom! Borg born.

Edit: Also the image of them being like "We are smart Borg. Resistance is dumb. You will give us your stuff." is definitely the best part of this theory

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Haha. I never heard that before, but it's great.

Although, considering they blew up Pakled Planet by accident, I don't know that they would survive long enough to do it.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I absolutely love that as well

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 35 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

I'm not going to tell Captain Reno how to run their ship, but I really don't think Dr. Culber should be at the helm.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 8 points 7 months ago

Ha. Medical officer at the helm is really stretching the limits of the omnidisciplinary scienteist/doctor character.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

That said, the Kobiyashi Maru episode of Prodigy had holographic Beverly Crusher as First Officer.

Mainly because they couldn't get anyone else, but...

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I need to go back and watch Prodigy. I started it but didn't get past the first few episodes. Didn't dislike it, but was busy IRL at the time and just haven't gone back to watch the rest.

Crusher also pilots the Enterprise in that bubble universe she was stuck in, but I think that was more telling the computer to do it (memory is fuzzy on the specifics of that episode which is ironically titled 'Remember Me').

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I felt the same way about Prodigy, especially because the first two or three episodes are a bit shaky, but once it gets going, it's pretty great.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

She commanded the Enterprise during Descent, so she’s obviously gone through the process to qualify to stand watch at some point in the past. She takes out a Borg ship, so she’s pretty good at it, too.

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[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago

Whelp, it's about that time.
[Gently slap thighs]

The ship will actually depart in about 45 minutes.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

"Excuse me, sir. I may be from Mexico, but my name is not Chuy and I take great offense at you assuming it is."

[-] radiant_bloom@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

It's-a me! Captain Mario!

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

"So long, Gay Bowser!"

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago
[-] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Negative is captain of the USS Poutine.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago
[-] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Its continuing mission: to explore strange new ice rinks; to seek out new syrup and new ways to apologize to everyone; to coldly go where no one has gone before.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

To resurrect an old thread:

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Every time they warp, that song is played. It's perfect!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 7 months ago
[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago
[-] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 16 points 7 months ago

🎶Let's do the waaarp thiiing agaaaaiiin 🎶

[-] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

The only Star Trek show with a theme dominated by banjo.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WjaVr9XrIE

(Faith of the Heart Banjo Cover)

Of course that's a thing that exists.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I like Ortegas’ version: ¡Vamos! But i would put my own spin on it with a little bit of Data.

I’d say “Vamoose, ya little varmint!”

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[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 7 months ago

"I would like the ship to go now."

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago
[-] ptz@dubvee.org 11 points 7 months ago
[-] Steve@communick.news 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Wake me when we stop"
- Steve

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A primal scream that is utterly unwriteable; would only be described as:

“Into the abyss of agony, a guttural roar echoes, tearing through the very fabric of existence. A primal cry, born of anguish and despair, reverberates across the vast expanse, a tempest of raw emotion unleashed upon the world. The air quivers with the force of it, as if the universe itself recoils in awe at the sheer intensity of the soul-shattering sound.”

“Oh yeah, that’s our Captain Targz. He’s kinda weird but he gets shit done. But we like working with him. You get used to the roar; I mean yeah who wouldn’t want Admiral Picard’s ‘Engage’ but whatever. Go means go.”

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 7 months ago

silently presses the button that makes ship go

[-] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

"Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!"

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 7 points 7 months ago
[-] wahming 7 points 7 months ago

Fart sounds. On the shipwide PA system.

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

I think, realistically, I'd probably have few in rotation, but they be variations on, "Well then, at your convenience, Mr. Paris."

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm Australian so I'm legally obligated to go with "Fukken fang it carrnts!"

[-] Oddbin@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

This just made me realize the first 15 seconds of the Cowboy Bebop theme would be a killer way to do this. "3, 2, 1, Let's Jam"

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

If I had a ship with variable wrap geometry: transform and roll out!

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

"Begin". I feel like terseness is a virtue on the command deck.

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