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[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago
[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 164 points 1 year ago

The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Replace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.

[-] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I'm not having a glass of wine, I'm having six. It's called a tasting and it's classy!

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 year ago

And nobody will judge you for getting blitzed at brunch on mimosas!

However, I have learned that if you go to a cross-dress club (I actually really don’t know what the place was, or how to describe it, but it was like cabaret, I guess, with cross-dressers. Fucking blast!) and get blitzed on dollar mimosas -in the evening-, they will absolutely judge you :)

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Combine orange juice with fruit wine and it's prickly.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

A mimosa is just breakfast alcohol.

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.

I call it Crapsman tools

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Is it all craftsman?

I have heard it's just the craftsman power tools. Which I avoid. But I got a $100 impact driver that's still going strong after 4 years.

But the hand tools. Got a screwdriver. Seems ok.

Did they get sold to China?

[-] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago
[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 year ago

Good boomer humor

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

unpopular opinion: A drink that's just booze and juice doesn't deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it's called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

I'm a firm believer in that it's not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

That's what the ice is for.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Frozen water is not an ingredient.

[-] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

No, it's two!

[-] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing German rural areas?

Other notable mentions:

Vodka-Bull

Jäger-Bull

Jacky-Cola

Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)

[-] quicksand@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I call it orange vod-juice-ka

[-] SilverCode@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Consider the bloody mary.

Tomato. Arguably a fruit. Juiced. With vodka. A grind of pepper. Some other mysterious stuff.

Then a whole breakfast stuffed into the top. Celery. Pickles. Fried chicken. Go wild.

There's a deep beauty there. Beyond the hearty morning buzz.

[-] SilverCode@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, you talking about Second Breakfast!

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We literally just call it vodka juice

[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 24 points 1 year ago

It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't use Tropicana. Use Simply.

Edit: Someone's downvoting this excellent advice?

Try the two side by side. It's night and day.

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I use Tampico

I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party

[-] quicksand@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Sunny D gang in the house

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.

[-] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you're suggesting the sky is actually blue I'm hitting the downvote button SO HARD

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother's death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor's (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory

[-] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Orange crush.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago

Has anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn't related to construction? 😏

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

We meet again. Lemmy sure is small.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That, or KOLANAKI is chronically online.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Same could be said about you, or me, for that matter

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sure, but we're not talking about you or me. We're talking about KOLANAKI.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It helps that their name stands out more since it's bold and in bigger font.

It also helps that they're genuinely cool people.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Is this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] sarmale@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?

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