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[-] Neondragon25@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

Yoo, this happened to me last week and was one of the better parts of the day.

[-] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

Not today, old friend

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Finally, a reason

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Gotta stay alive long enough to eat the food. Can’t let it go to waste.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

Not even fake news anymore

[-] floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

m.. me

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I have never gotten an extra McNugget but have never been shorted one either.

How the fuck does that work?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

McDonald's workers can count. Also they are executed by management if they mess up an order.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Who manages the management?

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Some clown at head office.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I would say it's management all the way down, but the sad reality is that McDonald's managers actually take their job seriously.

[-] m4xie@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

I could really do with an egg roll.. It's been a very tough couple of months.

this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024

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