When life gives you gators, don't make gatorade - make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don't want your damn gators, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the gators. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
You have been in stasis for 99999...
First they'll chomp ya, then they'll explode!
Yes
No you make a friend, gators are cute
When life gives you bees, make bait.
If the gators in question are the Florida Gators American football team, then yes.
You can just name it Gatorade and you kinda made Gatorade when life gave you a gator.
No, you should make leather and a gumbo.
When life gives you limes, the lines are always greener
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.