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[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 86 points 1 year ago

Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you're about to bring.

[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 38 points 1 year ago

Name your playlist. 'X Gon give it to ya' is definitely on there somewhere.

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I was going to say yes and make a joke about song choice, but then realized that if this were actually happening then I'd probably be too distraught and focused on getting to her to queue up a sound track so was going to say no, but then I realized in my distraught state focing on getting to my kidnapped wife I probably wouldn't bother to turn off the radio which is always on by default in my car... so basically, yes, I'd be listening to the local radio station at a moderate volume.

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 24 points 1 year ago

That's OK. The local radio is playing Knights of Cidonia and a recent gust short circuited the volume control.

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[-] PenguBlue@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago

Yes, the doom soundtrack is on blast and I'm prepping my line that I will mess up and get me killed.

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Kicks down door

"I'm here to kick gum and chew... Wait.."

BLAM BLAM BLAM

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[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago

Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

they're more trained than I am to handle the situation

Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

[-] Bill@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

We don't have guns where I'm from, and I don't have a car. So I'm more likely to get myself killed.

No no I'm pretty sure the math maths out.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

So, even in your fantasies you're ineffective and reliant?

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Nah I chat with the other people in the car.

Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide

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[-] bastonia@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Making my way downtown 🎶

[-] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] NoMoreLurkingToo@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] loo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Drive soundtrack intensifies

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[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Music. Need to perform at my best, after all.

when did i get a wife and why is she only 30 minutes away from me, and why do i know this?

Hell i should be asking where i am now.

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago
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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

I'd probably have an audiobook going. Then when I got there, I would probably have to sit in the car for a few minutes to get to a good stopping point. I'm sure the kidnappers would understand.

[-] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Nope, conzentration at such stressful situations is important. Also, your adrenaline spikes up making you not even want to have music.

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[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Excuse you, I'm driving a rescue mission with my windows UP.

And the AC is BLASTING.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

AC is BLASTING

Blast the DC too

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

it's charging my phone

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

"So anyways I started blastin' [the AC]"

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Neither. I'd call the police, they have the experts. We have reliable police here.

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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

AC is BLASTING

Blast the DC too

[-] mlegstrong@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

I would be playing Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler on repeat driving 90 mph with the windows down

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo soundtrack

I'd stop for trash bags and stuff on the way. My wife is the one they should be afraid of.

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[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Knight rider theme and I'm going criminal charge fast

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • Me arriving at the abandoned warehouse
  • Windows rolled down, Lady Gaga's Just Dance echoing through the empty buildings
  • Pull the breaks, lower the volume, sunglasses on
  • "It's Britney b1tch"
  • Storm inside
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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah man, I'm cranking Bulls on Parade while I do air punches and load my pistol.

Edit: maybe followed up with some Real Muthaphuckkin G's.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

No, I wouldn’t listen to music any other time I’m driving so it would be weird to start then

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

wow it's just like i'm on twitter again

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Music is fine when not driving

I could drive to a park then put on the classical radio station while I sit there

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[-] donescobar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Lose yourself - Eminem and let the bodies hit the floor…ok I guess 2 songs

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I put on Blinding Lights.

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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If my phone's in Bluetooth range, music is going to automatically start playing at high volume in about 10s anyway, because that's always how I last existed the car.

Coincidentally my wife hates it because when she gets in the car to leave, it still gets connection to my phone in the house and starts blaring hard rock, psychedelic rock, journey trance, or syntheave.

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

No. If I'm going somewhere to save someone, I don't want my presence to be openly announced to everyone by having my music blaring, especially not some kidnappers. I'd want to be as quiet as possible, whether that's on the way there or while dealing with kidnappers. I'm not smart enough to know what I shouldn't end up saying and who knows if the info I blab about could be used against me in some way, so shutting up would be the best solution.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Of course not.

What are you, crazy?

I'd be listening to NPR.

[-] azalty@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago

Put some synthwave and sunglasses for immersion

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Cochise by Audioslave or Bulls On Parade by RATM. That's just the right kind of John Wick fuel.

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Nope, it would just be a distraction as I call the police.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Nope I'd be too busy getting into The Transporter mindset to fiddle with the radio. I may be an audiophile, but I'm a driver first and foremost and I have my priorities. Seconds count in a scenario such as this one.

[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'd be driving to the police station

[-] Oaksey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Radar Love
was the winner last time

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yes, and some kill people music like some Mushaggah, Cannibal, Slayer, or Stealers Wheel.

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