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[-] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 38 points 6 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Nice reference.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 6 months ago

Yo mamma's so old her phone number is 1

[-] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 months ago

Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 months ago

Drat, got me!

Here's your one money kind stranger: 💰

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago

Significantly more than I have now

[-] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago

None, it’d be my mom’s money

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 months ago

Nice try, buster. She's married.

Well, if that ever changes, have her call:

1+ (719) 266-2837

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

1+ (719) 266-2837

But I can't go for that. No.

No can do.

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 9 points 6 months ago

I would have negative 8144.

[-] dept@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago

1,189,998,819,991,197,253

[-] manucode@feddit.de 6 points 6 months ago

€ 32,168 isn't THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago

Nearly 422 billions (with country code).

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago

it seems like an oddly specific question but i feel like i can trust Bruce Campbell. He only ever plays extremely trustworthy characters

[-] plactagonic@beehaw.org 5 points 6 months ago
[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago

I feel like the question is badly worded, because that would mean you add the money you already have to the phone number, defeating the purpose.

[-] timothyhay@lemmy.timothyhay.org 5 points 6 months ago

Around 2,484,345,508 whole entire dollars!

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Oakland county native, huh

[-] acastcandream@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[-] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

More than 10 billion

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I'd hopefully have enough to learn how to properly crop a fricking picture 😉

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