i would describe what hexbear believes as the most intersectional form of leftism there is. hexbear is to the left of china or cuba. we are the ultimate leftists. after three years of self imposed isolation, this site has essentially created the most advanced form of leftist theory that currently exists today
If this is ironic it is one of the funnier things posted here, if its sincere it is one of the most cringe lmao
edit: In this moment I am euphoric
It's a bit don't worry.
Another incredible leap forward we've taken in terms of leftist theory is to include the use of irony and comedic bits in our ideology to really undermine anyone's ability to engage and understand us.
Truly a masterstroke in community planning.
Yall are awfully high on your own supply these days. Either way I got a lol.
Did you get that my comment was also a bit?
The old shave and a haircut
No, that's two bits. You're one bit short.
Nyahaha I see what you did there 
Yeah saying we're further to the left than actually succesful revolutionary projects is really something lol. Then turning around and wanting them to do treat discourse. Maybe there's a reason they're not occupied with talking about treats, and it's not because we're more advanced lol. They literally study Marxism in universities in China
Step 1: Take the Communist Manifesto
Step 2: Replace every noun with pee, poop or cum
Voila: Hexbear Manifesto
A poop is haunting pee - the poop of cum. All the poops of old pee have entered into a holy pee to exorcise this poop: Poop and Pee, Pee and Cum, French cum and German poop-pee.
Where is the poop in pee that has not been decried as communistic by its poops in cum? Where is the pee that has not hurled back the branding poop of cum, against the more advanced opposition poop, as well as against its reactionary cum?
Hexbear Memefesto
Unironically can we redo the outdoor cats and stone stacking struggle sessions?
I missed them 
Outdoor cats are enacting unlimited genocide on the first world (birds and rats), which is why they must be supported at all costs.
As a lover of rats I disagree.
Who's killing of unwanted animals stowing away on cargo ships like tropical spiders and snakes that could harm the ecosystem or people?
Rats who bounce our ports 
I'll take the tropical spiders and snakes over rats thanks, they're much cooler, and winter will kill them.
Rats can drive remote control cars https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/11/these-rats-learned-to-drive-tiny-cars-for-science/
They have have empathy without a need for a reward or social expectation https://www.nature.com/articles/s41386-019-0572-8
And they are like little intelligent puppies when you bond with then and train them to do tricks and they follow you around and ride on your shoulder as they like spending time with you https://youtu.be/1L-02TJ4xKc?si=lVFmjFYqYgYpfPbq
Get me a spider who can drive a mini car smh
No more taking restraint waltuh
(also based ghost and pals pfp)
Tamari is not pointing a gun at me. I adore Tamari, and cuddle them every night.
Unironically can we redo the outdoor cats
Omfg that got aggro quickly 😳
Ngl though this made me lol in public
I nearly died it's so sassy 
It even made it into the modlog.
Seeing posts get removed for hostility, deep in the reeds of a completely unironic argument over whether outdoor cats are colonialist or whether keeping a cat indoors is commodifying a living being and a symptom of late capitalism - that is the true Hexbear experience.
Yeah I saw the mod log and was like lmao wtf but then followed your link and it started off so wholesome and ironic.
I mean I do think it points at deeper discussions about how we construct The Natural and what exactly the built environment's relationship with the pre-built's should be -- questions that will become critical in 8 years when winter has been forcibly abolished and half of all internet addicts self-identify as anti-civ.
Sure, there are underlying reasons that both sides see which is why the discussions get so passionate, but at the same time, it's funny that they manifest in something so seemingly innocuous as letting a cat out.
At this point any mention of outdoor/indoor cats should just be an instant ban
Any post that doesn't mention outdoor/indoor cats should be an instant ban.
Why not both?
Thank you, I was quite proud of it myself ♥️
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Go outside and stack some cats.
Truly outside the box thinking
I would prefer that the "love you all, but all the shut-ins, regardless of their material conditions or psychological circumstances, that didn't go to le club and le party and kiss a stranger during New Years during a pandemic are embarrassing leftism" struggle session earlier this year be purged from existence and never happen again.
what I am in tears what does this mean
You had to be there. It coincided with wreckers fuckin it up in the pit.
The manifesto should be titled "Baby's first struggle sesh: How I learned to love the Hexbear".
we're to the left of the infantile ultra-leftists, so far left that we become Serious again
Isn't that basically metamodernism
Maybe it would make sense to add it to prolewiki? That's a convenient format (wiki) and already a place with some traction.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
