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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] snaprails@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago

Where's Susan Sto Helit when you need her?

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I can picture it.

Susan comes stomping in with a fireplace poker.

"Out!"

The swarm forms up into a gigantic, slavering beast and menaces her.

"OUT!"

Then it slumps dejectedly and flows out the window.

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Saylor

The real monster is whoever named her

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Is there a c/tragedeigh on Lemmy yet?

Edit: There is! In fact, there are two!

!tragedeigh@lemmy.blahaj.zone and !lemmeigh@lemm.ee

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

The true horror is that insurance won't cover it by calling it preventable

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You know, I'd rather have the monsters.

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago
[-] NESSI3@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] autotldr@lemmings.world 2 points 6 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


When three-year-old Saylor Class began complaining of monsters in her bedroom, her parents thought it was just a figment of a child's overactive imagination.

It began to make more sense when Ms Massis Class noticed bees swarming in clusters near the attic and chimney outside their 100-year-old house.

Ms Massis Class called a pest control company that found the winged insects were honeybees, a protected species in the US.

She and her husband contacted a beekeeper who noticed the insects were travelling towards the floorboards of the attic - right above her daughter's bedroom.

The beekeeper - whom Massis Class's daughter began calling the monster hunter - opened the wall to reveal a large honeycomb.

Ms Massis Class has had to screen off the room between extractions to prevent the bees from buzzing around her home.


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[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 0 points 6 months ago

Id rather have monsters.

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