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[-] otacon239@feddit.de 119 points 7 months ago

have to hide my smile and glee so I don’t look like a psychopath

I can’t for the life of me figure out why his gf would cheat on him. He sounds like such an honorable fellow.

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago

I've been cheated on, even falsely accused of stuff after because she was such a petty narcissist, but even after all of that I would never wish physical harm on her. Thats terrible. Yeah, she created a mess of her own choice, and I have to deal with the permanent reputation damage and emotional damage, but that doesn't mean I would want her to be in a car crash, much less incapacitated or put into a coma.

[-] racsol@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

Same.

Also, being cheated on and gaslighted about it, I's the worst.

Luckily, I reached peace now. I don't wish her anything bad. Just having her as far as possible.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

What piece of shit is happy when someone is in a coma? Disgusting psychopath.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 70 points 7 months ago

A teen with quite a bit of hate in their heart. Specifically, a teen with a fake girlfriend and fictitious schadenfreude looking to propagate incel rhetoric.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

well even if this is fake, imagine writing a fanfic about your ex getting into an accident and you being happy about it.

anon got hurt real bad i guess?

[-] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee -1 points 6 months ago

Oh please. If it was announced tomorrow that a conservative elected official was in a coma, 99.98% of Lemmy would use it as jerk off material.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Too many people can't get out of the us vs them mindset. They think it's OK to wish horrors on the enemy because the enemy is evil and they are good, ignoring the fact that the enemy feels the same way about them.

[-] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Soldiers in the culture war.

[-] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

One of 4chan's main purposes to me is to create degenerate content like that, most likely (hopefully) fictitious. It serves the same purpose as a splatter movie to me. I still can't bring myself to upvote this piece of shit, though 😅

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 7 months ago

i think I see why it's from 4chan

[-] OutrageousUmpire@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

shrug I’m grateful for him being real. I know all of us have these same feelings, he’s just expressing it in the safety of anondom.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

I know all of us have these same feelings

Na mate, I think you need to chill out a bit

[-] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

It's understandable to want bad thing to happen to bad people. But where I lost empathy for OOP was when he got sad about her banging a bunch of dudes long after the breakup. It implies he feels like she belongs to him forever, or something.

[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I see it more as like a deviation from the mental picture of someone you have/hanging onto in your head. Not saying its healthy but like the guy hadn't moved on yet and is still hanging on to the memories of them together, being faithful, and dedicated to one another. Learning about multiple new partners further solidifies that their time is over and the real person isn't the same as the person you knew them as. Coming to terms with that can be stressful. I personally think you can feel this way without actually believing you "own" the person.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

How the fuck do you get that take from all of this?

I haven't been with my ex for a couple years now and would still feel uncomfortable finding out she went on a dick spree.

Like y'all will come up with any reason to make a hurt dude look even more pathetic than they already do. Just cause you ain't with a person anymore doesn't mean you don't still want to be or that you're okay with them fucking other people.

If he had tried to punish her for it or some shit like that it'd be one thing but honestly the biggest loser in this story is the friends that told him in the first place.

[-] homicidalrobot@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

From one monkey to another, You can't lose what you don't own

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

No but that doesn't mean it doesn't still suck. That's my point here.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hate to be pedantic, but last week I borrowed my friend's weed vape battery and lost it.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago
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