My dad literally called me today and asked who this lady is because he keeps hearing white people talking about how she killed her dog

I told him she was a senator from South Dakota and he replies "Oh, well, fuck her then"

That's basically the long and short of it

Why is the typical GOP operative like some non-existent AI concoction or a minor character in a seven rate straight-to-video action movie.

That's her spokesman.

Damn, that's rich coming from a pro-"life" scumbag. Cricket probably knew they were surrounded by fucking awful people and bit everyone in sight.

Well by my particular interpretation of US law, what I did wasn't explicitly illegal. Therefore it was correct.

She's still going with the puppy killer thing? Lmao based on the reception, you'd think this ghoul would change tactics

living on a ranch is HARD and requires TOUGH DECISIONS

motherfucker you are not and have never lived on a frontier where starvation was a real possibility. you have lived your entire life in the lap of imperial luxury, but you LARP as an 18th century colonist because the highly advanced country you were born in taught you to fetishize that image. this is like people eating raw beef every day claiming that they're getting back to nature when the objective fact is that that diet is only possible in the modern world with modern factory farming.

okay but instead of doubling down on justifying why you shot a dog you could do literally anything else instead and it would make you look better

can be

can be

can be

This is a dunk tank post, surely.

To everyone who is upset: I see you and I hear you. I know there are things I could have done differently, and I promise to do better in the future.

To that end I will be killing one dog per week until I finally get it right. Thank you and God bless America

White people don't know when to take the L and shut the fuck up

all politicians feel like ai lmao

The dog was a worker not a pet
The worker did not do his job properly
The worker infringed on property rights when he decided to steal some chickens
The worker did not show his boss the proper respect
wtf is even the problem here?!

often the easy way isn't the right way.

Why did she take it then if she knows it's wrong?

This person will become the vice president nonetheless because Biden is trying to lose the election as much as possible

Kristi Noem has gone woke

She Going Back