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BONG BONG BONG

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[-] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago
[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 36 points 1 year ago
[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

You had what we call a shower epiphany.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

Is that what the kids call it these days? ๐Ÿคญ

[-] electro1@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

whaaaaaat !! ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My hands you may retard

Even the clocks are calling me names!

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

damn ableist clocks

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"was erected in 1892; removed from the site in 1964,[1] and restored and re-erected in 1981"

WTF were they doing that took 17 years to restore?

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He's old okay. It takes a little longer to re-erect than it used to.

[-] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Corrupting him

There is a rhyming couplet Apology for Summer Time signed "J.W.R." affixed to the body of the clock:

"My hands you may retard or may advance my heart beats true for England as for France."

Not on my watch you don't.

"The couplet is a reference to the plan that the clock be permanently on Daylight Saving Time leading to the time being correct for France during the winter months and correct for the UK during the summer. However this policy was either changed, or never implemented, since recently it is on GMT in winter and BST in summer like all other clocks in Great Britain."

Hurrah, those cheese-eating surrender-monkeys have been fought back from the bally-old British shores once again.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

refractory period

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Not just Little Ben, but also Medium Ben and Not-Quite-As-Big-As-Big-Ben Ben

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

It's raining Bens! Hallelujah! It's raining Bens!

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, not no more it ain't.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Let's not forget...

[-] whyrat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Same question, but for Big Red soda...

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

We are asking the tough questions today. I'm proud of us and I think we should take the rest of the day off.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

It's near the small hadron collider.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To paraphrase Professor Farnsworth, "That would require tiny hadrons. Do you know how much those things cost? I'm not made of money."

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[-] ech@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

I appreciate your definitiveness. Happy Friday my friend. โœŒ๏ธ

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No, but it does imply the existence of a Talking Ben.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

"It's five o'clock and all is well, you cunts." ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I was referring to the cartoon dog called Talking Ben, you know, the guy we used to make phone calls with and he always replies with "ho ho ho"

But this is also a very good description.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Ahh I'd never seen that! How adorable.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Little Ben mighta been the town crier

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago
[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

There's no need for insults! ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the name of the bridge, not the tower

EDIT: nvm, I apparently made that up. Please proceed.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

new fact acquired - big ben is now also a bridge

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

I took their comment as a joke. Please be nice to @Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee. โœŒ๏ธ

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

oh so did i! i was jokingly learning a new incorrect fact

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

LMAO have an upvote. Happy Friday!

this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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