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Bloody nose (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 134 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the first time a friend of mine and his dad went to London. They were both more or less fluent, though his dad less so:

My friend's dad, trying to order an extra rare steak: "A bloody steak, please"

Waiter, without missing a beat: "Certainly, sir. Would you like some fucking potatoes with that?"

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

I mean it is kind of weird that “rare” is used to denote “barely cooked”, when it usually means “very scarce or hard to find”.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, as a non-native speaker, I've always considered that really weird too. Same with "well done", which is apparently worse than murder if you're enthusiastic about steaks 😄

[-] Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Blue or Blue-Rare are the steps above rare afaik (at least in the US, not sure about England). Any restaurant that asks "what does that mean" isn't a restaurant I'd trust to serve me meat that is cool in the middle.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Made my day

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

imagine being on twitter so much you even dream about getting annoyed by pedantic twitter users, this doesn't sound like a happy existence.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

lol it’s a funny tweet. I don’t use twitter, but find joy in the cleverness and humor that people there spit out.

Would never use the app myself though. Screenshots on lemmy are as close to the rim of the volcano I’ll go.

... $100 says they're happier than you.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Stay happy my dude

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

It's a joke that's been going around online, OOP made up this janky setup to sound original.

[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago

My first WTF moment with British English was walking into a restaurant & the hostess asked: “are you alright?”. “Do I have a bloody nose?” I quaked. Turns out it was just how folks say “what’s up?” as a hello there.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

to which she responded, "Yes of course you have a nose, but why are you cursing about it?"

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It’s more just “alright mate”, or even just “reet”.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

...so they remembered a Twitter post in their dream, and posted that as if it was their joke?

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 45 points 1 year ago

Strangely enough, it's the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This person makes dreams into reality.

Legend

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

bloody twat

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago
[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago
[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How did a bloody nose win an F1 race?

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You have to sacrifice a body part if you're not Max Verstappen (because his sacrifice was a visit to the gas station)

[-] Master@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

By being a twat, if my memory or no is is correct.

[-] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Major Kovalyov: "Am I a joke to you?"

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Cooper Howard has entered the chat

matt rose replied to this (i think)

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