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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Probably sit in my room, paralyzed by the fear of wasting the opportunity on a poor decision.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Feel like money would solve a lot of my current problems, so by no consequences do you mean anyone I victimize doesn't actually lose anything but I do get to keep it? Then I am going downtown to steal a lot out of cash registers and pockets.

If you don't get to keep anything but that means safe from pregnancy and disease? Might organize an orgy I guess.

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I would have said rob a bank, that seems more effective. But pickpocketing in the right part of town should also create decent results.

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm blowing off all of my responsibilities and getting high and playing video games all day.

[-] jpablo68@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

I'd skip the high part and just focus on the video games.

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I’d start with a pack of cigarettes

[-] yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Murder all dictators

[-] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If you could preplan. Maybe you could pull a mr robot and destroy records of debt.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Slap my boss, slap my ex, and slap my meat.

And then for the other 23 hours, IDK... rob a bank?

[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Tell my director to stop micromanaging and let me do the job I'm fucking paid to do.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's the thing I wouldn't get sick.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

But it would feel gross and weird aaaaa

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 3 points 11 months ago

Burn Wall Street to the ground.

Sure, the institution would survive, but it would be awfully satisfying.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 11 months ago

So much piracy. So much.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago

Make it illegal to serve ads on the internet.

[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

It sounds like a movie, but I can't quite put my finger on which one. I'm going to have to purge some of my old thoughts and get back to you on this one.

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

I'd ask my wife to fry fish for me

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Go to Yosemite and attempt to climb something sick like Wyoming Sheep Ranch or Sea of Dreams.

[-] ALERT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If you're taking out a dictator, better take out anyone who has been eyeing their position as well. Taking down a single leader leaves a power vacuum. But as the people who would want to be dictator are eliminated, the power vacuum grows...

[-] ManinJustStartHere@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Make the world better

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