Kinda makes a bit more sense when you consider that the school is in Sultan, Washington and it's address is on Turk Drive.
But also: Washington state.... redneck?
As an European, I can confirm that all Americans (south and north) are Yankee rednecks
As a Texan, I can't read goddamn thing between my wild diabetes eyes and rampant illiteracy
How can you afford wild diabetes in 2024? Even pasture raised costs an arm and a leg.
As someone from the east side of the state, it definitely fits. Friends joke that I live in West Idaho.
Outside of Seattle/Tacoma, very redneck. Get up to the mountains where they make all the meth and the cattle farms are pretty redneck too, but they have stripper coffee shacks nearby.
Stripper coffee is where ladies strip? And there's hot beverages?
Pretty much hit the nail on the head right there. That's exactly what they are.
Does it though? Like saying the Germantown school mascot should be the Krauts.
Other Options:
Viziers
Janissaries
Genies
Bombards
Footstools
Istan-Bulls
Harem Girls
Mhmm
Wait, what were we talking about again?
I was about to comment how cool the name Bombards would be, but then I read the Istan-Bulls and sorry but you should be legally obligated to go with that name when it's an option, it's that good.
Better than their previous name: the Constanti-No-Bulls
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
Thats nobodies business but the Turks
And their fans are bull-stans then?
Janissaries
When you want to make it even worse...
People always expect Oregon and Washington to be super liberal but once you leave the city it's a bunch of hicks in the woods (respectfully)
I believe it. Even here in California small mountain towns tend to lean heavily conservative
Yes, if you're more than an hour from Seattle/ half an hour from Spokane you're probably in redneck territory
the fucking turks
If that's the face he makes while he's fucking then I think he's doing it wrong
That's the face he makes when doing yo momma!
nice, real’ classy
Maybe he's the one getting fucked...
Cuz, for some reason, he folds it in half before inserting it
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks!
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.
So this dude knows why Constantinople got the works?
Even though it's been a long time gone?
Yes, but he won't tell you because it's none of your business.
We had a boring enough mascot, but my highschool had separate black and white homecoming kings & queens... In 1998.
Pretty sure that was illegal at the time...
They're usually done as private parties with invites required and off campus. That way you can't sue the school.
https://observer.com/2019/05/prom-integration-dance-segregation-still-happens/
That's fucking badass
My small town's mascot was the Tigers. The next town to the north? Tigers. The town west of us? Their school shut down in 1997, but they were Tigers, too. The town south? Panthers. There is a town in the next county north that also is the Panthers.
Lots of big cats. No Cougars/Pumas/Mountain Lions, despite the fact that they're totally a native species. There was one town whose mascot was the Bobcats.
Rival high school: the Greeks
Are they young? Do they dress in suits and chase Cloud Strife?
Were you allowed to rock the Casbah?
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