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[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 143 points 2 months ago

Can we be sure that's not exactly why he was picked for the photoshoot? The navy is trying to appeal to the Gen Z's and they're notorious ass eaters.

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 87 points 2 months ago
[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Bet he has a Mustang and a Charger financed at 30%

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 98 points 2 months ago

Not just "I eat ass," but "I eat ass <3"

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 28 points 2 months ago

Ah, crisis averted then

[-] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

I pray they never take pictures of the extinguisher bottles. The horrible things written on them is going to get a lot of Airman weekend duties.

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 57 points 2 months ago

Like "RENEW BEFORE 2005" ?

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Well yes but more too!

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago

Peak blue collar welder humor there

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I mean, it's the navy 🌈, the guy knows what he likes, he's not half bad looking, and while I've only had my ass devoured once, by a skilled sub, I'd partake in it again.

Not enough to join up but if he's at port...

[-] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

So, you are saying that he's in the navy?!

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] elvith@feddit.de 5 points 2 months ago

*Grindr-ing away!

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Tell me ur in the navy without telling me ur in the navy.

this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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